The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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Smoke vision

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the ability to think you can fly

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to peak braille

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!