The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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To stab Djones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!