The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to annoy people

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!