The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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NMR Vision

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to look into the past

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!