The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power rangers

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The power to grammar.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!