The power to piss people off.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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meh.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!