The power to look into the past

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to be justin bieber

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Turning wine into water.

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The power rangers

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!