The power of missing a finger.

the power to jizz on cue

The power to make something useless after its already useless.

The power to never have sex....jack.

The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

the ability to hover

the power to poop pee

The power to look into the past

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to fly but only during inclement weather

The power to fart snot

The power to STFU!

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

The power to turn anything you want green.

the power to sizzle like bacon

The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Thhe ability to cry acid

The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!