The power to have no powers.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!