The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The ability to bleed lava

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!