the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to STFU!

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to predict the past

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The power of missing a finger.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!