The power to make deaf people see again.

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

Power to make other people rich.

The ability to spread toe jam on toast

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

The power to turn gold into dust

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

The power of missing a finger.

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

the ability to have a useless ability.

The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

The power to make tea appear at will

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

The power to troll yourself

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!