The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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vomitspit

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power to think of powers

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!