The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to troll yourself

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The ability to bleed lava

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!