The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!