the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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Retractable teeth

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!