the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

the power to pee straight with a boner

The power to make deaf people see again.

The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

the ability to bend your leg.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

the power to shit bicks

the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

The power to teabag bear- traps at will

The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

the power to speak morse code .

the power to divide by 0

The power to believe Sarah Palin

The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

The power to poop out you penis

The power to kill any conversation you have.

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

The power to be the ceo of BP

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!