Power to make other people rich.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power to smell like feet

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to not have superpowers

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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Farting at will

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!