The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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to be bradley

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to have cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!