the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!