The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to think of food

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!