The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!