The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!