The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to Power

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!