beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!