The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!