the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!