the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!