The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of micro penis.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!