the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Black power

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to make any girl hate you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!