The power to rite liek dis

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to think oppositely

The power to not finish your....

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The Power to Die if you are dead

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

a power to turn liquid into goo!

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!