The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!