The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power of bad luck

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!