The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!