The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!