The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to even

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power of love

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!