The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to not have any powers

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to obey gravity

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to have a super power,

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!