The power to fold paper seven times

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to see where light is not present.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to be gay on command.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power of words

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to poop whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!