The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to be powerless

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!