The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to smell water.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power of love

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!