The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!