- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be powerless.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to get shot, for real.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers