Power to not have any power.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to jump

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The power to not see anything

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!