The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

Mutant Paper-skeleton.

The power to be vice president of the SGA

The power to fart snot

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

meh.

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

Smoke vision

the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

power to pass kidney stones at will

The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

Menstrual blood bending!

The power not to find what you are looking for.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

the ability to think you can fly

The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The Ability to "Tighten up"

The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!