The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to sit

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The Power to Power

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!