the ability to glow in the light.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the ability to die on command

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!