The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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make youself dumb

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!