the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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75% levitation

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mint berry crunch

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to even

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!