A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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make youself dumb

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!