The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power... to move you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!