the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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75% levitation

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mint berry crunch

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to eat socks

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to even

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!