The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!