- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power of love

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power of exploding when you think.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to think of food

Pointless Super Powers