The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to be gay on command.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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mint berry crunch

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!