the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to eat cheese 24/7

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to become famous on vine

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!