- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

the super power of being a housewife..

the ability to darken darkness

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

he power to make mistakes

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

to spelle caretly

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to get extra homework

Pointless Super Powers