The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to have no power

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!