The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

i love to make shit brix

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

lol

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!