- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to digest corn.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to (place useless super power here)

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to control paprika with your mind

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to be asleep while in bed

Pointless Super Powers