The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

i love to make shit brix

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

thumb_up thumb_down +91

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The Superpower to sleep at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

lol

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!