- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power of having two left hands.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

75% levitation

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

the power to eat with your butt

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to smell colors

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to touch your toes

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to create a pointless superpower

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Pointless Super Powers