- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

The power to kill yourself.

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to create powers

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

Pointless Super Powers