The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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he power to make mistakes

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!