The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!